December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
eattmewhileimhotttt asked: hi baby
Put a 'Hi Babe' in my ask if you would date me.
twitter work
or I will pee on everything you love
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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