February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
i dont even care if anyone from school finds my blog the worst that can is happen is that theyll realize i have way too much free time
nicholas cage: i'm going to impregnate the statue of liberty
s2jina:
How do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
Do you know what happens when I get near a computer
OH MY GOD
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love with it.
this is my 4rth attempt at falling asleep tonight....
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
They wouldn’t let me wear bike shorts and a fanny pack to this.
– Tina Fey (Oscars Red Carpet 2012)
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
omg.